Today’s asana is “maybe-the-loft-bed-wasn’t-such-a-good-idea-posture” and is named after any parent or parental figure who carries their wonderfully exhausted child home and up to their awesome but now reluctantly acknowledged less easily accessible loft style bed. This posture is in Advanced K(indergarten) series and is highly recommended to soothe the heart though possibly destroy the lower back. Learn this posture only from a qualified teacher, preferably a young child authorized by an awesome school theater night to simulate completely dead weight. Be sure to engage your core as you take your selfie.

Today’s asana is “maybe-the-loft-bed-wasn’t-such-a-good-idea-posture” and is named after any parent or parental figure who carries their wonderfully exhausted child home and up to their awesome but now reluctantly acknowledged less easily accessible loft style bed. This posture is in Advanced K(indergarten) series and is highly recommended to soothe the heart though possibly destroy the lower back. Learn this posture only from a qualified teacher, preferably a young child authorized by an awesome school theater night to simulate completely dead weight. Be sure to engage your core as you take your selfie.

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